Patriots head coach Bill Belichick sported a black eye at a press conference Tuesday, telling the media, "I'll live" while offering no real explanation for the shiner.
Speculation ran wild across the Internet, with Deadspin.com posting an article titled, "Some theories about Bill Belichick's black eye."
No. 6 was "Some Weird Sex Thing," of course.
Belichick's girlfriend, Linda Holliday, chimed in on the injury on Twitter, tweeting, "BlackEyeGate" accompanied by a "crying with laughter" emoji.
Holliday's tweet was in response to @Cuzvechkin tweeting at her: "Should only have to tell Bill to clean the dishes once..lesson sent #blackeyegate