TV Watch List: Tuesday, September 10

Now we just think about 50 Shades of Grey when we see this guy.
Now we just think about 50 Shades of Grey when we see this guy.

Metro’s Tuesday night TV breakdown.

‘The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments’
REALITY. This is a look at all the “funniest” stuff (read: ridiculous/pathetic/embarrassing) that happened over 25 seasons of one of the most insipid dating shows on the ‘tube. 25 seasons! That’s a lot of broken hearts.
9 p.m., ABC

COMEDY. Tonight, Tosh has some words of wisdom for America’s youth. Hopefully, it’s something along the lines of “do drugs responsibly, you guys.” No, seriously, if you think you’ve taken too many, you have.
10 p.m, COMEDY

‘Sons of Anarchy’
DRAMA. We wonder if we’ll be able to look at Jax the same now that we’ve started picturing him as a sadomasochistic sex fiend.
Season Premiere, 10 p.m., FX

‘White Chicks’
MOVIE. This might not be a popular opinion, but we personally think that this dumb comedy featuring the Wayans brothers in hideous white girl drag is hilarious. No, seriously, it’s an underrated classic.
10 p.m., VH1


MIT student, Rhodes scholar, dies

Eliana Hechter, a student at MIT and Harvard, died, her family said. The announcement was posted on MIT's website.


Video: Car crashes into Cambridge store, man arrested…

A Cambridge man was arrested on gun and drug charges after crashing his car into a Massachusetts Avenue storefront early Saturday morning.


Body found believed to be missing Fitchburg boy…

The body of a child found off of a highway in Sterling last week is likely that of missing Fitchburg boy Jeremiah Oliver, authorities said.


Memorial held for Sean Collier, MIT police officer…

More than 1,600 people gathered at MIT on Friday for a memorial service for Sean Collier, the police officer shot to death a year ago in the aftermath of the…


'Orphan Black' recap: Episode 1, ‘Nature Under Constraint…

Welcome to your first Season 2 “Orphan Black” recap! Hopefully Tatiana Maslany can help Tatiana Maslany get through this, with the help of Tatiana Maslany,…


Poems from prison: 'How to Survive a Bullet…

Celebrate National Poetry Month with, "'How to Survive a Bullet to the Heart."


Whoopi Goldberg makes her debut as marijuana columnist

"It helps my head stop hurting, and with glaucoma your eyes ache, and she takes the ache out. It's wonderful," she said.

The Word

Kate Middleton made fun of Prince William's bald…

Kate Middleton and Prince William are in Sydney, Australia, right now, and it sounds like that brash Aussie sense of humor might be rubbing off.


MLB video highlights: Red Sox defeat Orioles, 4-2

Brock Holt the difference in the Red Sox' win


NHL video highlights & analysis: Red Wings dump…

NHL video highlights & analysis: Red Wings dump Bruins in Game 1


MLB video highlights: Orioles top Red Sox, 8-4…

John Lackey roughed up for second straight outing


MLB video highlights: Red Sox score two in…

Lester shines in Red Sox win over White Sox


Is your chair making it hard to talk?

Ever wished there was an office chair that could make impromptu meetings and discussions more private? The Cristiana Wing Chair is an asymmetrical armchair which…


Live large at these luxury hotels

From Thai boxing lessons and macabre Dracula tours to the Australian Outback, the Four Seasons hotel chain launched a series of new travel packages this…


4 things that every summer camp should have

Alan Saltz, director of the 92nd street Y program lists things that every summer camp should have.


Is camp right for introverts?

We ask an expert for tips on sending your introverted child to camp