TV Watch List: Monday, Sept. 16
Metro’s Monday night TV breakdown.
DRAMA. In this latest redux of the classic Washington Irving story, Ichabod Crane and his headless nemesis are transported into the 21st century. We sort of can’t imagine that this show will be anything but absurd since the last “Sleepy Hollow” remake put fangs on Christopher Walken, but we’ll give it a try.
Series Premiere, 9 p.m., FOX
‘Dancing With the Stars’
REALITY. This dance competition starring washed up C- and D-listers never fails to both amuse and sadden. This, the 17th season, features Snooki from “Jersey Shore” and “Showgirls” and “Saved By the Bell” star Elizabeth Berkley Lauren, so we’re thinking it should be pretty good (pretty bad).
Season Premiere, 8 p.m., ABC
‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’
REALITY. It’s the white (trash) party of the year! June and Sugar Bear’s wedding has finally arrived. Sugar Bear wears a camouflage tux. That’s all we really have to say about that.
10 p.m., TLC
TALK SHOW. Tonight’s guest is Gwyneth Paltrow. Maybe Chelsea will get Goop to spill about her weird Vanity Fair feud?
11 p.m., E!