TV Watch List: Thursday, September 19

'Money From Strangers'
‘Money From Strangers’

Metro’s Thursday night TV breakdown. 

COMPETITION. In a gross season finale, contestants with gross jobs, like poop scooping and roach poaching (their descriptors, not ours), have to compete in gross challenges. It’s going to be gross, is what we’re saying.
Season Finale, 8 p.m., ABC

‘Million Second Quiz’
GAME SHOW. Wait, it’s already the season finale of this show? It feels like it just started, like, seconds ago. In the finale, the perfectly coiffed humanoid media robot known as Ryan Seacrest announces the interactive game show’s winner.
Season Finale, 8 p.m., NBC

‘Money From Strangers’
GAME SHOW. To win money tonight, the contestants have to massage some muffins in public. Muffin Massage would be a really good name for a really bad band, by the way.
11 p.m., MTV

‘Love For Sail’
REALITY. This is a new dating show that takes place on a cruise ship. We have a feeling there will be a lot of men overboard — to escape the desperate hordes of seasick/lovesick single women.
Series Premiere, 11 p.m., LRW


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Cleavage complaint: Disneyland staffer orders curvy mom to…

A curvy mom-of-three says she filed a formal complaint after staff at Disneyland Resort in California ordered her to cover up her boobs. Melissa Behnken,…


Canadian charged in 'Heartbleed' attack on tax agency

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian police have arrested a 19-year-old man and charged him in connection with exploiting the "Heartbleed" bug to steal taxpayer data from…


Every dog has his day in court, in…

(Reuters) - Call him juror K-9.A computer glitch is likely to blame for a summons that called a German Shepherd to report for jury duty,…


‘Survivor: Cagayan’ recap: Episode 8

Sure, it's called Survivor. But this season should really be called 'The Tony Show.'


Jim Rash talks 'The Writer's Room' and amazing…

For Jim Rash, as the fifth season of "Community" comes to a close, the second season of "The Writer's Room" begins.


'Dexter' star Jennifer Carpenter moves into producing role

The actress who played the title character's sister in "Dexter" is teaming up with producer George Stelzner to adapt Erika Hayasaki's book "The Death Class:…

The Word

Wahlburgers announce North America domination

Tuesday was a huge day for Donnie Wahlberg.


MLB video highlights: Red Sox beat White Sox…

Red Sox walk 15 times in extra innings win


Kris Humphries on free agency, future with Celtics:…

Kris Humphries on free agency, future with Celtics: 'I hope to be back'


Celtics turn attention to NBA Draft, improve lottery…

Celtics turn attention to NBA Draft, improve lottery odds with loss


2014 NFL Mock Draft: Updated, new April version

2014 NFL Mock Draft: Updated, new April version


This Week in Health: chocolate may prevent obesity…

Can chocolate prevent obesity and diabetes? Location of study: U.S. Study subjects: Mice Results: The positive health benefits of chocolate have been studied increasingly more…


This Week in Health News: breastfed infants trying…

Are breastfed infants trying to prevent mom from having another baby? Theory: The act of breastfeeding not only brings mom and baby closer together –…


Unexplained infertility may be caused by lack of…

Researchers have identified a protein on the egg's surface that interacts with another protein on the surface of sperm, allowing the two cells to join.


5 surprising facts about Google Glass

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