The Word: Charlie Sheen’s new “angels” are former hardcore porn stars

via TMZ.com
via TMZ.com

In “well, duh” news, TMZ reports that the three new additions to Charlie Sheen’s harem, uh, bevy of women known as “Charlie’s Angels” are former porn stars. Former hardcore porn stars. I don’t find this to be particularly noteworthy because, um, what other kind of woman thinks that it’s a pro move to sign up to serve as one of that loon’s many fun-holes? If you were to tell me that they were former elementary school teachers or, say, members of the Senate, that would be news.

But no, they’re former porn stars. (On a side note, isn’t it kind of weird that any person who has had sex on camera for money is referred to as a porn “star?” That’s like calling Tori Spelling (am I aging myself here? Insert current D-List actor) a movie star. Porn makers, sure. Porn actors, if I’m being generous. Anyway, I digress.

The three new ladies are Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star. Langford is perhaps best known for her roles in “Power Munch 3 and 5” which, OK, are great porn titles. You had me at Power Munch.



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