The Word: Madonna’s sexy dream about Brad Pitt

Generally disliked, but by Republicans more than Democrats
Madonna, possibly daydreaming about Brad Pitt.

Madonna did one of those AMA (Ask Me Anything) thingies on Reddit.

As you’d expect, it’s pretty great. Highlights include her advice on where to place those hydrangeas (“up your a**”) and her most embarrassing moment: “there’s so many. when i went out on stage and said hello to the wrong city. sleep deprivation.”

I feel like if Madonna goes onstage in Chicago and says, “Hello Baltimore,” Chicago had darn well better be Baltimore. But it’s nice she feels bad about it.

My favorite part, though, is a recurring theme: a dream Madonna had about having Brad Pitt’s baby. “Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream,” she said.

Is it though? Does Madonna suffer a single one of her dreams going unfulfilled? Maybe Angelina should do a head count on her blonde children.

Speaking of Madonna: You know that thing that happens when white people get hold of something that cooler black people are doing, thereby rendering it instantly lame?

I’m pretty sure Madonna has just done that thing to grills.

Because, uh yeah, Madge is wearing a grill now.



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