The Word: Seth Meyers had a big pretty wedding
Seth Meyers got married in a Pinterest board – sorry, on Martha’s Vineyard – last weekend, and lots of cool famous people were there, and they all looked amazing, and I wasn’t invited and neither were you, and everything is terrible and shut up.
Meyers, the head writer of “Saturday Night Live,” star of “Weekend Update,” and, soon, the host of “Late Night,” after he replaces Jimmy Fallon, wed Alexi Ashe, some super pretty lawyer with shiny hair who helps refugees. The couple got married on Martha’s Vineyard, on the farm of an Ashe family friend. According to this Vogue spread, attendees included “Girls” star Alison Williams, comedian John Mulaney, and “Newsroom” actress Olivia Munn, all of whom looked effortlessly farm-wedding chic, probably at the exact same moment that I was spilling coffee on my hoodie and trying to scoop it off with a pita chip.
Country star Brad Paisley also dropped by for a surprise performance.
There was a heart made of twinkle lights on a weathered barn.
Congratulations, or whatever. Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe won’t be invited to my Halloween party either, and that’s going to be pretty great, so. Guess we’re even.