Kate Upton thinks her breasts are too big

LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 658 -- Pictured: Kate Upton -- (Photo by: Lloyd Bishop/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)
LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON — Episode 658 — Pictured: Kate Upton — (Photo by: Lloyd Bishop/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

Kate Upton has such an amazing body that people keep putting it on icebergs and sending it to space. Doesn’t matter where you put it: She looks amazing in a bikini parka or while weightless or, I assume, in a volcano, which is probably next. But Kate Upton herself is tired of her bosoms. Probably because she has to follow them onto icebergs and into space.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” Upton told the UK Sun (via Page Six).

“Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.”

Not that Upton hates her 34Ds all the time. She just wishes they were optional. “If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons,” she says.

I truly love the idea of Kate Upton, many a man’s fantasy, with a nightmare closet of disembodied clip-on breasts in various shapes and sizes. I love the idea of any woman with one of those, honestly.



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