She’s actually a nurse, OK?
Have no fear, Duck-Dynasty-beleaguered gay community: Charlie Sheen is on the case.
“Machete Kills”‘ Carlos Esetevez — sorry, Charlie Sheen — follows dad’s footsteps into the White House.
“Machete Kills” brings back Danny Trejo’s ex-Federali blade enthusiast for another constant, tiring stream of craziness, including Mel Gibson.
Don’t do it, Amber Tamblyn. Don’t join the cast of “Two and a Half Men.”
In “well, duh” news, it’s been confirmed that Charlie Sheen’s three new angels are former porn stars.
Denise Richards will keep custody of her ex Charlie Sheen’s kids through the end of this year.
Selma Blair is no longer a cast member on “Anger Management,” reportedly after a dispute with star Charlie Sheen.
Farrah Abraham has apparently struck up a flirty text message relationship with Charlie Sheen.
In honor of Will and Jaden Smith acting together in “After Earth,” we round up other films in which parents star with their actual kids.