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Hey ladies, find your next police officer boyfriend

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Gather around, ladies.

Do you love men in uniform? Is Fleet Week your favorite time of the year, but you prefer a boyfriend that’s not far away on a boat?

Well your search for handsome men with badges just got a little easier.

Meetsinglepoliceofficers.com
(yes, it’s a real thing) is the spot to browse for your next police officer boyfriend.

The website boasts a “database that provides thousands of single good looking police officers who want to find someone to talk to, and who knows, maybe even start a relationship with.”

This is your chance, ladies. Thousands of police officers are waiting to talk to you. Maybe you’ll find a police officer so nice he gives away boots to a homeless man. We hope, for everyone’s sake, all cannibalistic cops have been screened out.

All single police officers “craving for some love, tenderness, or someone to start a relationship” have to do is sing up and “hundreds of gorgeous girls” will be waiting.

Dating websites have become oddly specific, it makes it hard to know where to search for potential soul mates. Can someone start a dating website called Cute Men In The Navy That Look Like Zac Efron.com?

 


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