Cyrus: I’m only having one marriage (and one divorce)

Miley Cyrus went on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” to clear up a few things regarding that whole “I’m having three marriages” rumor (apparently spread by father Billy Ray) that’s been hitting the Interwebs.

“There is some rumor going around that I’m having, like, 47 weddings. I’m not,” Miley told Ellen on Thursday. “I’m having one wedding. That’s my day and whatever I want on that day will be about me and that moment.”

But that doesn’t mean the wedding will be anytime soon, as the 19-year-old is working on her career.  “I’m so focused on my record. … I kind of don’t want to be in between touring and trying to plan all that, because I didn’t really realize until I got a wedding planning book what you have to decide on,” she said. “Like, I don’t care what color the napkins are, to be honest. I really don’t care. So it’s a lot of weird detail. I don’t want to be doing too much and be crazy.”

Smart girl:  Hosting three wedding sounds like a logistical nightmare. Does that mean guests have to give her three presents? Do they have to do the Electric Slide three times? And does it mean she would (inevitably) have to have three divorces?