The Word: ‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe opens up and strips down in ‘In Touch’

In Touch magazine has “exclusive pics” of the “sexiest bachelor ever” in this week’s edition. It shows this season’s star of “The Bachelor,” Sean Lowe, with his torso wrapped in a blue towel as he channels his inner Angelina leg reveal in an undisclosed shower somewhere.

After he covered up, he gave an insightful interview to the magazine. (Just kidding! It was a totally generic chat!) Lowe, who is a former linebacker and works as an insurance salesman, says he is “very hopeful that I’ll meet a great girl” on the show. “I would love to get married. I’m absolutely ready for love.”

As he whittles down the pool of 26 single, desperate women to his one true love on national television, he has an idea of what he is looking for. “She has to be genuine, want the same things I want and have a great sense of humor,” he says.

Just for once, I wish these guys would speak the truth: “I’m looking for someone who is as fame-hungry yet dim-witted as I am, who will pretend to be my girlfriend for the allotted time our contract spells out. She should also be skinny and look like a professional dancer from Reno. Not eating my arm in my sleep due to starving herself through most of her 20s is also a bonus.”