Mrs. Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen, sings/lip syncs in new H&M commercial

Tom Brady has starred in his fair share of lame off-field projects, both in print and television. There was the all-time goat pose (that’s goat, not g.o.a.t.) that appeared in GQ Magazine eight years ago and the “what the hell does this have to do with boots?” commercial for UGGs that made non-Patriots fans once again reach a SpyGate-level hatred for all things Brady/Belichick.

Sure, he’s not Peyton Manning in terms of commercial volume (or comedic talent), but Brady has raked in a good amount of cash over the years from ad men pockets. Brady’s wife, Gisele, is certainly no stranger to salesmanship as well, given that she is the highest grossing supermodel in the universe. In the above ad for H&M (that’s a clothing store for all you T.J. Maxx shoppers), Gisele does not show much skin at all. Instead, she “sings.” Because that’s what the people want. Because that’s what the people want?

Not sure if it’s the lighting or what, but Gisele looks a lot more like former Saturday Night Live cast member Ana Gasteyer on The Celine Dion Show than she does the alleged hottest woman in the world in this pitch.

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