Pre-season basketball is the worst. Pre-season basketball on TV is even more frightening, so it's always good if someone - anyone - can spice it up.

While most fans would take their 15 seconds of TV fame to either make a funny face (it's been done 576,398,572 times before) or flat-out wave (boooooring) - this genius Celtics fan simply took a drink of his $9.50 Bud Light and dribbled it down his face and shirt.