LAS VEGAS, NV – APRIL 24: Rapper Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson watches boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. as he trains in front of the media at Mayweather Boxing Gym on April 24, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jeff Bottari/Getty Images)
50 Cent is sure living life to the fullest this summer. First he throws the worst first pitch ever at a Mets game. Then he has a rival robbed onstage. Now he says he masturbated so much he hurt his bones. No, not that bone.
Fiddy is blaming that dismal first pitch on a sort of repetitive stress injury. In his Reddit AMA yesterday, he said, “I have a skeletal muscle injury from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol.”
Will do! Then again, most of us do not have to pitch at Major League baseball games, so we are free to abuse ourselves as extravagantly as we choose, no matter how fraught with peril our technique may be.
In that same AMA, 50 Cent also said he used to bench press 405 pounds, so perhaps the injury had other causes. He also showed his nerdy side: When asked what would be his dream movie role, he replied, “One of the Marvel franchise. Or Star Wars.”
Just be careful how many times you swing the light saber.
