Can we blame all these celebrity breakups on the impending holiday season, or is it too soon for that? You know, like how if you're not sure about a relationship the last thing you want to do is start worrying about Thanksgiving plans? Anyway, I'm not saying that's what's behind Amy Poehler's split from Nick Kroll after two years of dating, but it's a pretty good theory, right?
Or this: "Unfortunately, they just couldn't make the relationship work with their schedules," a source tells Us Weekly. "They really tried, but it just wasn't realistic anymore. They were spending more time apart than together." Sure, but for some couples that's actually a plus.
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