Jennifer Lopez's first husband, Ojani Noa — you probably don't remember him — has a bunch of home movies from way back when, and he and business partner Ed Meyer are eager to let them loose on the world. How rude. "We are going to produce a DVD and also have a streaming release of the J.Lo home video footage," Meyer says, according to InTouch.

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"There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon." Lopez, Noa and Meyer have been locked in a legal battle for more than six years, but Lopez withdrew all of her claims against them over the summer.

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"The videos contain salacious material and are going to shock her fans," Meyer adds. "We have unfinished business." He sounds charming, doesn't he? 

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