Rihanna will not interrupt her dinner to hang out with Charlie Sheen. Credit: Getty Images
There's one friend Charlie Sheen will never be able to alienate, and that's his Twitter account. All other bets are off, however.
Sheen took to TwitLonger on Thursday to express his displeasure with pop star Rihanna, who apparently declined an opportunity to meet his fiancee, former porn star Scottine Sheen (known to porn aficionados as Brett Rossi). Apparently, the couple were out for Scottine's birthday at the same restaurant as Rihanna and Scottine wanted to meet her, but Rihanna said there were too many photographers around.
"I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan (personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)," Sheen wrote.
"Well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.
"At this time? AT THIS TIME?? Lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night...?"
Sheen went on to advise Rihanna that the best way to stay in the business as long as he has is to always, always make time for your fans and be gracious to them, which... sounds like pretty good advice, actually, though it's hard to imagine Charlie Sheen following it. Maybe he only calls you a "village idiot" if you're a fellow celeb.
Rihanna, as you may imagine, was unimpressed with Sheen's rant.