Like everyone else on the Internet, for the past few days we've been entranced by Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes, the image-based tumblr that is exactly what it sounds like. Who knew that adding the "Boardwalk Empire" star's craggy orbs could transform any starlet into a terrifying monster?
However, the viral success of all those chicks with Steve Buscemi eyes has also left Metro green with envy. It got us thinking: What other men's eyes would look hilarious when placed upon the faces of today's bright young things?
Chicks With William H. Macyes
A dose of the Mace-man's wrinkes adds a little warm-hearted decency to even the coldest of smiles.
Chicks With Jack Nicholson Eyes
The instant gravitas of a Hollywood legend.
Chicks With Henry Kissinger Eyes
Power is an aphrodisiac, and so are those glasses!
Chicks With Justin Bieber Eyes
Eh. Not really a difference! (It actually makes her look sort of like Anna Paquin.)
Do these entice you, Internet? Would you like to spread them around virally? You know you would!