Derek Jeter finally settles down

One of America’s most notorious bachelors is finally off the market, as this week retired New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter married his partner of four years, model Hannah Davis. The two were wed Saturday in Napa, California, according to the New York Post, in a small ceremony of less than 100 guests — only three of which were Jeter’s former Yankees teammates. Jeter, 42, has long held a reputation as one of the world’s most prolific Casanovas, previously having been attached to everyone from Mariah Carey to Minka Kelly. “The Captain” retired after the 2014 MLB season and proposed to Davis in October, a few months after the couple made their public debut at the 2015 Met Gala. Davis, 26, is a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, and wore a custom Vera Wang gown during the ceremony. Friends have said they expect the two to begin a family in short order. Sorry ladies.