Five things Starbucks baristas should write on your cup

If you haven’t heard yet, Starbucks stated that it will no longer encourage its baristas to write “Race Together” on the paper coffee cups of their unsuspecting and highly under-caffeinated clientele.

The company announced it’s plan to encourage a dialogue on race relations in the United States between baristas and customers early last week.

The campaign however faced a decent amount of backlash with most saying that Starbucks, as a company, was overstepping a boundary, or should focus on raising it’s workers’ wages instead.

In an effort to help Starbucks recover from this disastrous effort, we’ve searched through Twitter to find five things baristas should consider writing on our coffee cups instead of “Race Together.”

Before they write #RaceTogether on cups, can Starbucks just spell my name correctly? #SahanMinha #HansonMinaja #SaddamHussain

— Hasan Minhaj (@hasanminhaj) March 17, 2015

Starbucks should write Stop Taking Up a Four Person Table With Your Laptop You Douchebag on the cups instead. #RaceTogether

— Blaise Miller (@BlaiseInKC) March 17, 2015

A response to @Starbucks’s “Race Together” campaign, in today’s daily cartoon: http://t.co/3qv9Tem9s8 pic.twitter.com/kPiT9m9O4J

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) March 20, 2015

This is how we win the war against Terms of Service: Everyone should just write Audre Lorde quotes on their @Starbucks cups forever and ever

— Sabrina Hersi Issa (@beingbrina) March 18, 2015

Starbucks baristas will now write “Let’s Talk About Why We Can’t Talk About Race Together” on all cups.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 23, 2015