Hey Geraldo! That towel is just a smidge too low for us.
The Fox contributor posted this (almost) nude selfie on Sunday, blowing up Twitter.
He wrote, "70 is the new 50. Erica and family are going to be so pissed… but at my age…" Rivera just turned 70 this month.
Look, I'd probably show off my old-man abs on Twitter if I looked that good at 70. I'm just so distracted by that low, low, low towel (what, no downstairs mustache?) that I'm overlooking the fact he's wearing rose-colored glasses. Those — not his judgment — is what I'm really questioning about this giant overshare.