Gwyneth Paltrow announced her split from Chris Martin on Goop. Credit: Goop
I would think that the best thing about divorce was not being around your former spouse anymore. In fact, that is more or less what divorce is.
However, GOOP maven Gwyneth Paltrow always has to forge her own path, and her "conscious uncoupling" is no exception: Apparently, Chris Martin is only uncoupling as far as the guest bedroom.
Paltrow and Martin closed on a $14 million Malibu mansion just days before news broke of their split. Sources say it'll be home base for both of them, according to Page Six.
I suppose it's not really that weird; a $14 million mansion must be pretty big. Gwyneth and Chris should be able to keep out of each other's way. They'll be at least as far apart as my downstairs neighbor across the air shaft and I are, and I know nothing about that guy except what time his alarm goes off and where he works and how often he fights with his girlfriend. Look, maybe they should consider a second $14 million mansion.
Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Martin announced their split, which they called a "conscious uncoupling," on Paltrow's lifestyle website, GOOP, on Tuesday.