Gwyneth Paltrow has a beautiful plan for your life, and it involves a morning smoothie filled with Moon Juice "moon dust" and a parasitic fungus, the ingredients for which will set you back a cool $220. But don't worry, the actual daily cost breaks down to something closer to $10 for each smoothie, which is totally reasonable, right?
And the important thing, according to a Goop post about the concoction, is that moon dust — a line of powdered supplement blends that Paltrow sells for $50 a pop on Goop.com.
"Gwyneth drinks one of these every morning, whether or not she's detoxing," the blog reports. "Choose your Moon Juice moon dust depending on what the day ahead holds — brain before a long day at the office, sex dust before a date." You know, I feel like there are better uses for a term as awesome as "sex dust." We should keep searching.