While Jennifer Garner has opted for the polite Southern-style put down — "bless his heart" — in response to Ben Affleck's new, massive back tattoo of a phoenix, another of Affleck's exes isn't bothering with such niceties.

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When quizzed by "Watch What Happens Live" host Andy Cohen about her thoughts on the matter, Jennifer Lopez does not hold back.

"It's awful! And I would tell him that," she insists. "'What are you doing?'"

And it turns out her complaints are just relegated to his latest, most eyebrow-raising piece of dermatological illustration. No, she's got opinions — shady opinions — about his entire, ahem, body of work.

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"It has too many colors," she says. "His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn't be so colorful, you know what I mean? They should be cooler." Come on, Ben. Be cooler.