Well, that was fast. Barely 60 days into their marriage, Johnny Depp and his "The Rum Diary" co-star and new bride, Amber Heard, are already on the outs, according to In Touch. The tabloid even breathlessly exclaims that the couple — who tied the knot in February — is "on the verge of a split," which sounds awfully dramatic. "They're barely talking," a source says. "Amber is constantly worried about him. He'll go days without calling or texting her."

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Heard is currently in London to start work on "The Danish Girl," while Depp is way off in Australia filming the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" film — and apparently drinking. Like, a lot. "He parties, and it's caused huge fights with Amber. It's been hard for them," the source explains. Man, I really thought these two had what it takes to make it a full six months. Maybe "Mortdecai" really was that bad?

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