Katie Holmes does a terrible job of trying to come off as a relatable New Yorker in her new Ocean Drive magazine profile, and it's kind of amazing. "I'm a normal person and I do walk around," she insists. "If you're having a bad day, you just take a walk, and it's not only that you see people who are having a worse day than you, it's just that you're in life. You suddenly can't be stuck in whatever problem you're in because you have to hail a cab or you have to get a subway ticket. There's more than just you, and I think the harsh winters give you a little bit of character."

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OK, where to begin? How about with the whole making yourself feel better by seeing people worse off than you? That's bold. Also, subway ticket? Not that I believed she actually took the subway, but still. 

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