I realize a lot of stuff that comes out of Fox News is cynically designed to get reactions like this one, but still. Chris Wallace decided to weigh in on the virtues and drawbacks of singer Kelly Clarkson — for some reason — offering, "Kelly Clarkson's got a lovely voice. She could stay off the deep-dish pizza for a while." Which is downright un-American, if you ask me.

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Heck, Wallace even has his own turning against him, as Fox colleague Greta Van Susteren was so incensed she had to blog about it: "This 'guy snickering' about her weight is obnoxious," she wrote. "He should apologize." In the meantime, I suddenly really, really want some deep-dish pizza.

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