Kelly Osbourne was not this happy when Paris Hilton stole her table. Credit: Getty
Paris Hilton and Kelly Osbourne, both members of famous families and natives of the reality boom of the early aughts, should be the best of friends. And yet, it appears, they are not. Go figure.
Both TV personalities were at Coachella this weekend (along with Nina Dobrev from "The Vampire Diaries," Leonardo DiCaprio and that sketchy temp from your office who called in sick), and apparently Kelly Osbourne got a rude awakening about her level of remaining fame.
Kelly and friends were hanging out at a VIP table at the Neon Carnival, according to Page Six, when management asked them to clear out to make room for Paris and her crew. The "Fashion Police" star, never one to keep these things quiet, called Paris out on Twitter.
However, Hilton may have matured since her feud-starting heyday: Sources say it was the event's organizers, not Paris, who decided to clear the table, and Paris had no idea Kelly was even there. In her response she sounds genuinely mystified.
That's a very cordial response to a provocative tweet. Maybe Paris has matured. Or maybe it's part of a larger plan to win this feud. That's how the game is played, my friends. Maybe. I'm not really sure what the game is. I've never been to a VIP table. I've barely been to a table.