Los Angeles area resident Kourtney Kardashian, best known for being the sister of a woman who made a sex tape, has reportedly ended her relationship with the father of her three children, Scott Disick, best known for dating a woman known for being the sister of a woman who made a sex tape. The announcement was made via E! News, the entertainment entity that is coincidentally also the home of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," a long-running documentary series chronicling the modern Armenian-American experience.
A rep for Ms. Kardashian was not immediately available for comment, which is honestly surprising. "Kourtney has always taken Scott back and been by his side, but now with three kids it has gotten old," a suspiciously anonymous source says. "Kourtney has to do what's best for the kids. Scott has been running around saying he's single," adds a source. "Kourtney dumped him after she saw [photos of him partying in Monte Carlo] and he hasn't been home after a month-long party binge."
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