Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having another baby, and it's only partially to boost ratings for "Keeping up with the Kardashians." Obviously at least some thought went into giving toddler North a sibling to play with. Plus now she'll have something Blue Ivy doesn't have so, there. "We are so beyond excited," Kardashian tells Glamour. "If it all went away and I was just a mom, I would love my life." I would love that, too, actually. Can we discuss that idea further? 

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Now, of course, comes the tough part: predicting the baby's name. Obviously the smart money is on South (if it's a boy) or Mid (if it's a girl), but since we have a bit of time before Kim's due, I thought I'd offer up some alternative ideas for what to dub Baby No. 2 by firing up the old Random Baby Name Generator one more time. I am, if nothing else, here to help: 

East Meets
Kim Jr.
The Other North
Hillary Rodham

What do you think? Got any better ideas? Let's hear them.

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