We didn’t think anything could make us curious about the tattoo habits of former actress Lindsay Lohan, until this!
TMZ is reporting that Lohan recently got two lines of Billy Joel lyrics tattooed along her ribcage, probably because they spoke to her unique being! The couplet comes from Joel’s “I Go to Extremes” and goes like this:
Clear as crystal sharp as knife
I feel like I’m in the prime of my life
Obviously, these are not the first Billy Joel lyrics one would associate with Lindsay Lohan. At the risk of kicking her while she’s down, some better suggestions. Let’s start with the obvious:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push, and you’ll be smilin’
That was probably too mean. Maybe go for something more wistful?
Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place
Or how about this?
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun…
And only the good die young
On second thought: Lindsay Lohan, do not get that tattoo!
