Imagine this: You’re in Vegas and two Russian dudes rush your hotel room with questions about a girl you met at a music festival several months before. You tell them you’ve stayed silent about the girl in question but they beat you up anyway.

It's like a Vegas tale straight out of "The Hangover". But it's real life. And the unnamed 24-year-old guy that reported this story to police says that actress Lindsay Lohan is the mystery girl responsible for all the attack. According to the police report obtained by TMZ, the victim met Lohan at Coachella in April. While he was staying at Excalibur in Vegas last month, the two henchmen confronted him about allegedly talking smack about the actress. Coincidentally, Lindsay used to date a Russian, Egor Tarabasov, who she claimed was abusive. 

Lindsay denies that she even knows the guy, and police say he isn’t cooperating with the investigation so the case has been closed. But to stay on the safe side, don’t mess with Linsday.