Stars: They're just like our retired parents, apparently. While possibly making a bid to be the most down-to-earth celebrity couple, newlyweds Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are currently spending their honeymoon traversing the state of California in an RV. No, seriously.

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So far on their trek they've been spotted in a Whole Foods — naturally — and they also hit Yosemite National Park. Later, they were seen dining at non-Michelin-starred El Maguey Mexican Grill in the not-at-all-swanky city of Lodi — wearing track pants and flannel shirts. Way to blend, guys.

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They're reportedly heading for Napa Valley next, probably with a stop at a Cracker Barrel along the way. Have you seen the gift shops there? So many cute tchotchkes! 

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