Did it seem like Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger were ever really into their relationship?

Between the lunches with exes (both), the Cabo San Lucas spring break spent canoodling with his buddy’s girlfriend, and Miley being plenty busy doing construction or whatever, neither one of them was into doing anything more than having someone to call when they needed a +1 that wouldn’t raise a gossip hellstorm.

Which is a totally valid life choice — they're young, beautiful, popular. Leave the marriage and baby rumors for other people, these kids came to party.

But all convenient arrangements eventually come to an end, and E! reports that Cyrus, 22, and Schwarzenegger, 21, are taking a break. Yeah, we can’t make this sound interesting. They’re not even properly broken up. Next time we write about you guys, could you at least please throw in a scandal or two?

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