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What if Miley Cyrus took her clothes off and nobody cared? – Metro US

What if Miley Cyrus took her clothes off and nobody cared?

What if Miley Cyrus took her clothes off and nobody cared?
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Oh, Miley. Former Disney star Miley Cyrus just can’t stop showing off her goods to anyone who will look. To that end, she’s gifted V Magazine with a collection of “candid” Polaroids from her recent world tour to celebrate their music issue, hitting newsstands today. The magazine is even offering a fold-out poster of a fully nude Cyrus emerging from a bubble bath. Enticing, right? Here’s the thing, though — we apparently live in a world now where a collection of naked Miley Cyrus pictures is met with a collective yawn instead of the startled gasp I assume she was hoping for. As commenters over at Defamer put it, “It just seems so boring and one-dimensional” and, “I for one appreciate Miley’s attempt to desexualize female nudity.”

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But anyway, take a look for yourself, and apologies if you have to stifle a yawn:

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A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

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Una foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) el

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