No one will believe Jennifer Aniston about her aquaphobia

Jennifer Aniston is finally speaking out about a debilitating fear that has kept her from enjoying the thrill and adventure of scuba diving. “I basically have a real fear of going underwater,” she admitted during a recent post-screening Q&A for her film, “Cake,” according to E! News. “I was a kid and I was riding this tricycle around a swimming pool and I drove my tricycle into the swimming pool and I didn’t let go and my brother tried to [help me]. So I can’t go underwater and no one will believe me. I honestly can’t.” I feel you, Jen. I feel you.

We’re still deciding what color ribbon should be worn to raise awareness and support for this terrible condition, but we’ll keep you posted.

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