On her majesty’s disabled list

Daniel Craig spent the Easter holiday having knee surgery in New York despite being in the middle of filming his fourth outing as James Bond, though producers swear it will have no impact on production of “Spectre,” due out later this year. “During a scheduled break, Daniel Craig had arthroscopic surgery to repair his knee injury,” a rep tells the BBC. “He will rejoin production on April 22 at Pinewood [Studios].”

Certainly this news will in no way encourage more jokes about how the 47-year-old actor is maybe getting a little long in tooth to play the international super-spy. That would just be juvenile, right?

But …

If we were looking to be childish, what would be some good, age-appropriate Bond movie titles? How about these:

“Oldfinger”
“You Only Qualify for AARP Twice”
“The Nurse Who Bathed Me”
“Dr. No More High-Sodium Foods”
“From Boca With Love”
“Depends Are Forever”

I could go on … unless you’ve got some good ones?

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