Don’t be so sad, Piper. You’re getting another season. Although that probably means you’re staying in prison longer. Good news/bad news.
Weeks before the premiere of the second season, Netflix’s hit women’s prison drama “Orange is the New Black” announced via its writers’ room Twitter that it had been renewed for a third season with a list of possible season 3 episode titles, most of which are wildly unsafe for work. Enjoy such episodes as “The Great Hate Fuck” and “The Rapiest Pap Smear.” Are these titles for real? Past episode titles have included “Tit Punch” and “Fucksgiving,” so there’s a good chance they are.
Actress Laura Prepon tweeted out a pic of the list herself, which should satisfy the show’s devout Alex Vause fans. When it was announced Prepon wouldn’t be in too much of Season 2, fans voiced some intense disapproval, but she’s since said that if there was a Season 3, she’ll be a series regular. Relax, Alex Vause superfans. She and her awesome glasses are sticking around.
See the full list below.
