I try to avoid covering the non-celebrities of the "Real Housewives" franchise — except when they end up getting arrested, which is actually pretty often. And what do you know? Here's a new one: Kim Richards, of Beverly Hills "Real Housewives," has allegedly been arrested for shoplifting at — wait for it — a Target in Van Nuys, California, according to CBS. (Trust me, East Coasters, Van Nuys is not Beverly Hills.)

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I mean, seriously, a Target? Maybe it's all just a publicity stunt for the show, who knows, but who wants to guess what she was trying to make off with? I'm going with either a novelty guacamole bowl shaped like a giant hollowed-out avocado or some slick Mossimo sunglasses. 

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