In case you were wondering, "House of Cards" star Robin Wright is happier than ever with Ben Foster, her on-again, off-again fiancé. So there, Sean Penn. "Perhaps it's not ladylike [to say], but I've never laughed more, read more, or [had orgasms] more than with Ben," she tells Vanity Fair. "He inspires me to be the best of myself. There's so much to learn. It's endless. How great! It took me a long time to grow up. Love is possible as life is possible."

But hey, at least she's not willing to dish on her life with Penn, so that's something: "I have too much respect for Sean and our two extraordinary children to sell our past joys and woes for public consumption and fodder," she says. Well all right, then. 

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