Sofia Vergara is all over the latest issue of Vanity Fair, and in case the cleavage-heavy cover photo didn't remind you enough of her, ahem, assets, the "Modern Family" star is more than happy to discuss them. "My boobs are, like, huge. My whole life, buying a bra was a nightmare," she tells the magazine. " What I used to do when I moved to L.A., I found places like Frederick's of Hollywood that make bras for streetwalkers … . I can't think of the word … . You know ... dancers ... strippers. Skinny girls with gigantic boobs." Yes, Ms. Vergara. I know.

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Also! Don't go being all jealous of her just because of said rack. "Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here.It's not fun," she says. "Sometimes you read in the press like, 'Oh, Sofia is wearing again the same shape dress,' and I want to answer them and say, 'What the f— do you want me to wear?' Obviously there's a reason why that's what I go for."

So there. 

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