‘Captain America: Civil War’
We include last year’s Marvel romp strictly out of public service: We know you want to watch it, and no grumbling on our part will dissuade you. You won’t heed our warning that it’s another cluttered mess from a blockbuster factory that’s by now spinning madly out of control. You'll disagree that the MCU's continuing larger narrative has become a tangled Christmas lights ball of characters and storylines, with no room for the charm that filled the first “Iron Man.” But you won’t ignore us; you’ll attack us, with names and epithets about our gender, because that’s what comic book's craziest advocates do these days. Anyway, the new Spidey guy is neat and the Avengers battle royale is kind of cool, even if it was shot on a boring airport tarmac. (A tarmac?!) Everything else is forgettable. Judging from the box office, we've lost the war against bloated comic book her movies, and we’ve resigned ourselves to that. In short: “Captain America: Civil War” is now on Netflix Instant.