How do you know your marriage is in trouble? When a stripper purported to be involved in your husband's last big breakup is chiming in — on the record, using her real name — about how you should kick him to the curb. "I can't say I'm surprised," Tammy Morris tells the National Enquirer in response to rumors that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are headed for a split. "I believe 'once a cheater always a cheater.' My advice to Jen is: Run!" And, I mean, if that's the kind of unsolicited marital advice you're getting, maybe some self-reflection is in order.
Morris gained some notoriety 12 years ago when she went on the record claiming Affleck had cheated on then-fiancée Jennifer Lopez with her. For her part, Morris is really just disappointed in Affleck, which is kind of the icing on the cake here. "I was really hoping Ben had turned his life around," she says. "He married the all-American girl. It's too bad he couldn't make it work." Oof.
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