Look, I try not to bombard you guys with every single dumb thing teenyboppers and their posses do that makes its way onto the gossip sites. I know you come here for quality, uplifting celebrity news. But I live in Manhattan, and I think my fellow New Yorkers deserve to know before they go to a restaurant that Justin Bieber may have peed in it.
TMZ has a video of Bieber and his posse fooling around in the basement of an unnamed NYC eatery. One of them, said to be Justin, is peeing into a yellow mop bucket. It's a little hard to tell if it's actually him, but he sure looks and sounds like the Biebs. As they leave, he also says "F*** Bill Clinton," and sprays a photo of the former President with some cleaning fluid.[videoembed id=182546]
Sure. Now he's concerned with cleanliness.
A new track from Selena Gomez’s upcoming album “Stars Dance” just hit YouTube. “Love Will Remember” is about lost love, and opens with a voicemail from someone who sounds suspiciously like her on-again/off-again paramour Justin Bieber.
“Hey babe, it’s me,” the Bieber soundalike says over some tragic piano chords. “I just wanted to call and tell you I love you so so so so much… you are my princess. You are worthy of all the love in the world. You are the love of my life… life… life…”
But you don’t add an echo effect if the relationship’s still going strong, do you? “You said you loved me, I said I loved you back,” Selena sings. “What happened to that?”