Here’s some news that should come as a surprise to approximately nobody.
Joe Francis, best known as the date rapey titan behind the date rapey “Girls Gone Wild” franchise, has been sentenced to jail for assaulting a woman. Because, OF COURSE HE HAS.
Francis — who appeared on the most recent season of “Couples Therapy” (this dude had trouble with his romantic relationships? Weird.) — has been sentenced to at least 270 days in jail for holding three women in his apartment against their will and choking at least one of them.
My only question here is, how did it take so long for this man to be convicted of something?
Dude’s been robbing women of their dignity and future ability to get hired at real businesses for over a decade now. But, you know, all those girls’ blank, rolled back-in-their-sockets eyes said “no” but their bouncing bare breasts said “yes.”
