Parking lot rage is no laughing matter
Paris Jackson hates Justin Bieber
TMZ reports that Paris hates Biebs because he’s a bad role model for teens. A sentiment to which we can only respond, “join the club.”
Jeff Garlin can’t curb his road rage
Well, parking lot rage. The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star reportedly went to jail over the weekend in L.A. for smashing in the car window of a couple who stole his parking spot. Which, if this was an episode of “Curb,” would likely be a drolly hilarious interaction. IRL, however, that’s just messed up.
Flavor Flav’s poison gas
The people who manage the recently-evicted (for rent negligence) Flavor Flav’s Chicken & Rib in Michigan are claiming they didn’t pay because of “poison gas” in the building. We find it very hard to believe that was the most toxic thing in a Flavor Flav. chicken. restaurant.
Putin jacked Patriots’ Super Bowl ring, maybe
The Russian president is denying the allegations that he stole Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s ring during a 2005 meeting, claiming it was a gift. Are we the only ones who think this story totally hilarious, either way?
