#TheWord: The wit and wisdom of Jaden Smith

Thanksgiving weekend is all about stuffing yourself, and our Twitter Feed is no different. To celebrate the holiday, we’re going to overdo it with the wit and wisdom of the incomparable Jaden Smith. Here, some of his best work:

I Don’t Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 3, 2014

I’ve Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I’m Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 2, 2014

I Feel Like People Who Look Similar Act Similar.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2014

Every 7 Years Your Body Is Completely Replaced With Entirely New Cells So Just Because You Look The Same Doesn’t Mean You Are.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 2, 2014