Metro breaks down your Monday night TV.
‘Shark Week’
SHARKS! We’re going to need a bigger DVR…because Shark Week is back and we’re not going to miss a single second of jagged-toothed, dead-eyed, scariest predator of the sea-programming. Tonight, catch “The Return of Jaws” which is not a sequel to the title movie, but an exploration of the hunting habits of Great Whites off the coast of Cape Cod.
9 p.m, DSC
‘The Ghost Inside My Child’
EDUCATIONAL. Whoa, the name of this new series isn’t creepy at all. In the premiere episode a toddler has unexplainable and disturbing memories of war. Eek!
Series Premiere, 10 p.m., BIO
‘The Bachelorette’
REALITY. In the season finale (it feels like this season has been going on forever) Desiree finally chooses her man. No doubt plenty of tears and drama ensue.
Season Finale, 8 p.m., ABC
‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’
REALITY. Exchanges are cold at Vicki’s “Winter Wonderland” party (isn’t this lady too old — like, so old — to be having prom-themed parties?) and basically everyone fights with everyone else in the season finale.
Season Finale, 9 p.m., BRAVO
