Metro's weekend TV breakdown.
COMPETITION. Oh, how far the pretty have fallen. In this episode, former beauty queens and pageant girls vie, not for a crown or sash designating them loveliest of all, but for the title of Miss Wipeout. This is probably a prime example of why young girls should not put all of their eggs in the “going to be Miss Universe one day” basket.
Thursday, 8 p.m., ABC
EDUCATIONAL. The title of this episode of one of the most deliciously freaky documentary-type shows on the ‘tube is “160 lb. Scrotum and Dominatrix in Training.” They had us at “160 lb Scrotum.”
Sunday, 10:30 p.m, DFH
DRAMA. Whaaat, it’s already the finale? Time flies when you’re having bloody good fun. You know that sh—t is going to go down in the sixth season finale of — admittedly — one of the most increasingly ridiculous fantasy/dramas on TV. But we love it.
Season Finale, Sunday, 9 p.m., HBO
DRAMA. We’ve finally picked our jaws off the floor after finding out, at the end of last week’s episode, that that B Hannah is back and still poisoning people. We’re really hoping that Dexter just offs her this time — bloodily.
Sunday, 9 p.m., SHO